However, some of Jo's family thinks I look like one (yes, YOU Jacquie). And my mom said that to me when I had a full beard.
Then I got these pictures taken for my passport.

Do I?
Lemme tell you about Stan.
Stan makes videos. Videos he publishes on YouTube. Videos that use clips from Harry Potter movies, but in a way that reshapes the story to his liking.
One of the titles of his pieces? Masturbating Harry. Yeah, not kidding.
See it here if you wanna.
He would not shut up about how he uses "parts and pieces and objects" to create new video experiences. Clearly, he's an amateur schmoe with delusions of grandeur, and slightly manic depressive characteristics.
And what I just said is NOT what I mean about being too nice.
I was too nice not because I acknowledged this guy's friendly conversation in the first place, but because I kept letting him weasel his way into showing me more of his shit. Talking more about his "artistic vision" and his approach to "art."
All to the expense of the project I was supposed to be working on.
God, when they said, "give a guy a Mac and PageMaker and he think's he's a designer", they hadn't even conjured this guy up in their heads yet.
See his body of work here.
I should send him a freakin' invoice.